Razzle Dazzle Mustache Pie

How 'bout them apples

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 00:06:02 -0600

How 'bout them apples

Well, that is just adorable.

Sun, 01 Aug 2010 11:03:40 -0600

Well, that is just adorable.

Move over, Anne Keith, Megan Gamarra just made my TK20 day.

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 13:15:12 -0600

Move over, Anne Keith, Megan Gamarra just made my TK20 day.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sat, 03 Jul 2010 14:22:33 -0600

Dear Grad School,

Ok, look—it took forever for me to get into you, and that was mostly my fault.

However, now that I’ve been accepted by you, I wish we could sort a few things out.

1) Why is registering for classes such an ordeal?

2) Why was the TK20 placement apparently supposed to be done by the first of July when our enrollment workshop isn’t until the 15th?

P.S. I definitely didn’t do it, so now I’m freaking out

3) Why do I not have a bill or any financial aid whatsoever yet? I got in a month ago, guys.

You’re freaking me out :/

Love,

Amanda

You know what?

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 03:25:43 -0600

I freaking love cider. All cider. Cider in a fancy bottle? Fuck yes.

Pear Cider in a big mug at the Stray Cat? Fuck yes.

Strongbow from Sunstop or Bevmo and in my fridge or in my tummy? Fuck yes.

So suck on that, ho.

"Music is a lot like magic. You can’t even hold it."

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 23:58:13 -0600

“Music is a lot like magic. You can’t even hold it.”

- ICP song “Miracles”

"RB: Twink, the crystal. T: Colors make you happy!"

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 00:48:25 -0600

“

RB: Twink, the crystal.

T: Colors make you happy!

”

- Rainbow Brite, crazy drug dealer.

Rachul loves her beemo baby

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 02:38:45 -0600

That’s very educational

Oh, family.

Wed, 23 Jun 2010 16:16:09 -0600

Oh, family.

I miss bro bear

Mon, 21 Jun 2010 03:41:24 -0600

I miss bro bear

Man, I KNEW dogs were sketchy.

Sun, 20 Jun 2010 18:32:30 -0600

Man, I KNEW dogs were sketchy.

"Guess I’ll have to settle for nasty ketchup."

Sun, 20 Jun 2010 03:48:37 -0600

“Guess I’ll have to settle for nasty ketchup.”

- Blasphemy via Rachul

Work Pants, a poem

Sat, 19 Jun 2010 21:59:45 -0600

Cheese grater thighs

trying to force a chub rub that won’t quit

even after the time clock says

“ta-ta, work-to-date 5.8”

Sauce splatter decorates the calf like a

pizza hut homicide

and a dash of nacho cheese

coats those pants

just so

just so you don’t forget what goes great with pretzels

Add a pinch of flavocol

to make your popcorn flavors pop

and your pants, too

Khaki never tasted so great

But I fear I’ve run you ragged,

you bedraggled, cargo buffet

and you’re retired

until I forget to do laundry again.

House Keeping!

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:46:49 -0600

So, you know how on TV and in movies in hotels the house keeper comes and says, “house keeping!” and then barges in the room?

Well. I was sitting in my underwear on the couch before work, like ya do, and I swear I hear, “HOUSE KEEPING” right outside my door, so I panicked.

And went sprinting to my room holding my computer. my phone went flying across the couch and I fell because my computer was still plugged in (don’t worry, Othello is fine).

Then I quickly put on work clothes and came back out at nonchalantly as possible.

Except we don’t have housekeeping, because it’s an apartment not a hotel.

So that was weird.

So give me something to sing about.

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 22:35:28 -0600

I’ve got a feelin’

and tonight’s gonna be just another night

it’s a normal distribution after all

and even if I did drop statistics

I know that it’s mostly average.

we’re mostly average

except when we’re extraordinary

in either direction

and that just crops out of nowhere

so shouldn’t we be looking extra hard

so we don’t miss it?

I don’t wanna

I don’t wanna miss it

even if it’s just the sound of Daleks in the morning

or the most perfect popcorn pop pop popping its salty guts out

or the smell of crayons right out of the box rubbed across a page

Ordinary days are something to sing about.

Teeth Boners

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 23:33:39 -0600

Are delicious.

I effing love you, True Blood.

Dear Chicken Chow Mein Fun,

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 23:02:31 -0600

You are so much better than chicken or chow mein by itself. I think it’s the fun. Whatever you’re doing, keep doing it, and I’ll keep eating you.

Love,

Amanda

"What’s his name? Slowku?"

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 21:10:46 -0600

“What’s his name? Slowku?”

- Dragon Ball Z Kai

"No, it’s not like Phil Spiderman. He’s a Spider. Man."

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 22:27:48 -0600

“No, it’s not like Phil Spiderman. He’s a Spider. Man.”

- Chandler to Phoebe on Friends.

"Brittany spit in my mouth"

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 00:34:11 -0600

“Brittany spit in my mouth”

- My life