October 2010
1 post
How 'bout them apples →
August 2010
1 post
Well, that is just adorable. →
July 2010
3 posts
2 tags
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dear Grad School,
Ok, look—it took forever for me to get into you, and that was mostly my fault.
However, now that I’ve been accepted by you, I wish we could sort a few things out.
1) Why is registering for classes such an ordeal?
2) Why was the TK20 placement apparently supposed to be done by the first of July when our enrollment workshop isn’t until the 15th?
P.S. I...
You know what?
I freaking love cider. All cider. Cider in a fancy bottle? Fuck yes.
Pear Cider in a big mug at the Stray Cat? Fuck yes.
Strongbow from Sunstop or Bevmo and in my fridge or in my tummy? Fuck yes.
So suck on that, ho.
June 2010
23 posts
“Music is a lot like magic. You can’t even hold it.”
– ICP song “Miracles”
“RB: Twink, the crystal.
T: Colors make you happy!”
– Rainbow Brite, crazy drug dealer.
Rachul loves her beemo baby
That’s very educational
I miss bro bear →
Man, I KNEW dogs were sketchy. →
“Guess I’ll have to settle for nasty ketchup.”
– Blasphemy via Rachul
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Work Pants, a poem
Cheese grater thighs
trying to force a chub rub that won’t quit
even after the time clock says
“ta-ta, work-to-date 5.8”
Sauce splatter decorates the calf like a
pizza hut homicide
and a dash of nacho cheese
coats those pants
just so
just so you don’t forget what goes great with pretzels
Add a pinch of flavocol
to make your popcorn flavors pop
and your pants,...
House Keeping!
So, you know how on TV and in movies in hotels the house keeper comes and says, “house keeping!” and then barges in the room?
Well. I was sitting in my underwear on the couch before work, like ya do, and I swear I hear, “HOUSE KEEPING” right outside my door, so I panicked.
And went sprinting to my room holding my computer. my phone went flying across the couch and I...
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So give me something to sing about.
I’ve got a feelin’
and tonight’s gonna be just another night
and tonight’s gonna be just another night
it’s a normal distribution after all
and even if I did drop statistics
I know that it’s mostly average.
we’re mostly average
except when we’re extraordinary
in either direction
and that just crops out of nowhere
so shouldn’t we...
Teeth Boners
Are delicious.
I effing love you, True Blood.
Dear Chicken Chow Mein Fun,
You are so much better than chicken or chow mein by itself. I think it’s the fun. Whatever you’re doing, keep doing it, and I’ll keep eating you.
Love,
Amanda
“What’s his name? Slowku?”
– Dragon Ball Z Kai
“No, it’s not like Phil Spiderman. He’s a Spider. Man.”
– Chandler to Phoebe on Friends.
“Brittany spit in my mouth”
– My life
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Oh, you silly bitch
Dear Self,
Didn’t we designate
Livejournal and Deviantart
for all our silly qualms
and
mel-
o-
drama-
tic
nonsensical nonsense?
I’m sure we’ve had this talk before,
you silly bitch,
and let’s just simmer down now
and have a good time.
It’s time for good times.
“You were a bitchy six!”
– Devin to Britt
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Oh, those summer nights
Maybe summer’s just a liminal space
with the heat cranked up
just enough to make your back sweat
and you can’t forget it
even though you’re facing the other way
You could do a lot worse
Like pretend it’s not there
that every drop of awkward perspiration
isn’t sliding down your spine
down your nerves
staining your shirt
for everyone to see
It makes you...
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“Baby, baby, baby, you are my voodoo child, my voodoo child.”
– Rogue Traders’ song “Voodoo Child.” Imagine that.
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“People try thing, because they don’t want it enough.”
– Rachul’s fortune cookie. It always puts things in perspective 